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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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