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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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