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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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