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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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