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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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