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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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