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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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