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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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