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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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