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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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