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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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