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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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