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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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