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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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