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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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