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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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