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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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