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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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