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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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