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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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