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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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