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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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