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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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