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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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