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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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