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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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