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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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