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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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