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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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