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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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