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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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