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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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