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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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