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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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