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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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