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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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