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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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