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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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