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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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