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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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