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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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