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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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