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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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