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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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