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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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