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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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