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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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