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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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