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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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