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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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