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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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