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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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