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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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