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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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