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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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