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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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